Collection: Bald Humor
Explore ORERYU WORLD Japanese phrase T-shirts in the Bald Humor category.
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【目が朝日に耐えられないよ】My eyes can't stand the morning sun.
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【ハゲは無敵!だってけがないんだもーん】Bald people are invincible! After all, there's nothing wrong with that.
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【一休さん(坊主)】Ikkyu-san (head priest).
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【禿げてねぇーよ 薄毛だよ!】I'm not bald, I'm just thinning!
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【髪なんて飾りです 若い娘にはわからんのです】Hair is just an ornament, young girls don't understand it.
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【ハゲたのは、歳のせいではありません】It's not because of my age that I'm bald.
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【やっぱり後頭部気になりますか?】Are you still concerned about the back of your head?
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【ハゲてね~よ!毛穴を休ませてるだけ!】Go bald! Just give your pores a break!
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【後頭部ばっかり見るな ! ハゲてて悪いかよ!!】Don't just look at the back of your head! Is it bad to be bald? !
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【もう俺は振り返るほど髪がない】I don't have enough hair to look back anymore.
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【頭をさわらないで】don't touch your head.
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【髪はなくとも、神ががってる】Even if I don't have hair, I'm a god.
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【貴様にはわからんだろうな、弱点である頭皮をあえて晒すという覚悟が】I don't think you understand that I have the determination to expose my weak point, my scalp.
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【男ってのは髪の量で決まるんじゃない、ハートで決まるんだ】A man isn't determined by the amount of hair he has, it's determined by his heart.
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【皆、生まれた時はハゲだったんだぜ】We were all born bald.
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【そもそもこの俺に、髪の毛なんて似合わねえ】In the first place, hair doesn't suit me.
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