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【痩せ我慢の反対はデブ大暴れ】The opposite of losing weight and putting up with it is fat rampage.
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【俺のぜい肉か？欲しけりゃくれてやる】Is it my fat? If you want it, I'll give it to you.
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【食べる門にはデブ来たる】Fat people come to the eating gate.
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【褒めたんだから伸びてくれ】I praised you, so please grow up.
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【50-50】50-50.
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【推しが結婚したので…学校休みます】My favorite is getting married, so I'm taking a break from school.
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【推しが結婚したので…会社休みます】My favorite is getting married, so I'm taking a day off from work.
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【デブは運命 ハゲは宿命】Being fat is destiny, being bald is destiny.
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【痩せるなよ。お前が減るなんて俺には1gすら耐えられない！】Don't lose weight. I can't bear to lose even 1g of you!
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【どう死ぬかじゃないどう生きたかだ】It's not how you die, it's how you live.
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【輝きを抑えられない俺を、人は堕天使と呼ぶ】People call me a fallen angel because I can't suppress my brilliance.
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【人生が夢をつくるんじゃない。夢が人生をつくるんだ】Life doesn't create dreams. dreams create life.
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【背中ががら空き？お前が抱きつく為だろ】Is your back empty? It's for you to hug me.
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【心に銃を持て。どんな女のハートも撃ち抜くヤツを】Have a gun in your heart. A guy who can break into any woman's heart.
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【AKBとか知らないけど、たぶん全員抱いたぜ】I don't know about AKB, but I probably hugged them all.
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【世の中には二種類の男しかいない。童貞か、童貞以外か】There are only two kinds of men in the world. Virgin or non-virgin?
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